Best Metro Stop for Drunken Disasters at 2 a.m.

3100 Wilson Blvd., Arlington
Climb aboard the Orange Line going toward Vienna on Fridays or Saturdays after midnight, and you’ll witness an influx of awfulness as soon as you hit Clarendon. On any given weekend night, George Mason University students flock to Arlington’s bro bars during the weekend mating season in a sea of animal prints, backward caps, and Target brand fragrances. But as soon as the bars close, beware: It’s primetime for drunk youths to fall off escalators, brawl in the street, and soil the one pair of shoes they didn’t accidentally leave behind in a McDonald’s bathroom.