Best Neighborhood Bar That’s Actually a Neighborhood Bar

Stoney’s P Street
1433 P St. NW, (202) 234-1818
This might not be a bar where “everyone knows your name,” but it’s been everything you want in a neighborhood bar since 1968. Some modern highlights include trivia with cringe-worthy team names, grilled cheese sandwiches stuffed with chicken fingers, zippy “boss of the sauce” wings, a happy hour so generous you’ll wonder if Oprah’s just handing shit out, and TVs that show the home team unless the Broncos are on. Like a mullet’s split personality, the two-story bar tends to be business downstairs and party upstairs. Hot tip: They’re about to launch Bingo.