Best Equal Opportunity Bathroom
501 G St. NW, (202) 733-2612
It’s hard to believe with everything else going on that one of the most divisive issues of our time is who gets to use which bathroom. As a way of acknowledging and accepting the diversity of gender identities, the doors of Bantam King’s WCs read, “Kings Queens & Errrbody.” It’s a hipster-y polite way of saying, “Take your bathroom bills and shove them, because everyone is welcome here.” Inside, there is a display of artfully composed cock portraits. We’re talking about pictures of roosters, of course. What was your dirty little mind thinking?